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[whittling]

EDDIE DEAN (25) likes long walks on the beach and very big guns. 20% 80% off for a limited time only.

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Comments

[medals]

i need you to record yourself saying 'there's a snake in my boot'

[whittling]

is that it

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[medals]

thank you so much woody

[whittling]

im missing something here arent i

[medals]

you poor deprived cowboy

WOODY.link

[whittling]

are you comparing me to a computer generated cowboy wind up toy there's like three insults in here

[medals]

hey are you friends with any astronaughts

[whittling]

no actually
that ones still on the bucketlist

[medals]

the minute you meet one let me know
for reasons

[whittling]

are you telling me there's an astronaut in this cowboy toy movie

[medals]

his name is buzz lightyear

[whittling]

seriously?
buzz lightyear?

[medals]

have you seriously never seen toy story

it would be cool if i used the right account

[whittling]

nope
i am about
28 years behind on my pop cultural knowledge

[medals]

what year is it for you back home

[whittling]

originally 1987
then i lived a couple of years in a world where it was fuck knows what year
probably a few good thousand AFTER modern society had been eradicated

[medals]

a time traveling cow boy
holy shit

i don't know what to say honestly. i don't think anyone can beat being a time traveling cow boy.

[whittling]

sounds great when you say it like that

[medals]

the idea of it sounds great
i mean like how living in the country side sounds great because of the peace and quiet? but actually it's like a shitty sci fi novel

[whittling]

yeah that stuff is usually best in theory
like in books and movies

[medals]

i can tell you for a fact that living in the country side is ill advised no matter what television will tell you.

[whittling]

dont a lot of horror stories happen in small towns in the country side
why does ANYONE live there

[medals]

some of us are born to be the stars of our own b movie horror films

[whittling]

youd think being the star of your own b movie horror film would be more enchanting than it actually is