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[whittling]

EDDIE DEAN (25) likes long walks on the beach and very big guns. 20% 80% off for a limited time only.

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Comments

[lovelied]

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[whittling]

youre breaking my heart over here

[lovelied]

am i really?

you know, i could be persuaded to change my mind.

if you make it 50% instead of 20%

[whittling]

ooh, ouch
a tough bargain
25%?

[unglued]

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[whittling]

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not sure what happens after this part

[unglued]

( somebody's never had tinder. )

well, you can start by telling me why you're so cheap. i'm a total bargain shopper, don't get me wrong, but 20% off a whole person is a pretty sweet deal.

[medals]

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[whittling]

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netflix is my favorite thing from this era, i have to say
also, hi

[medals]

it's taking over my life.
hi :).

how big a gun are we talking here?

[polizist]

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Long walks on the beach and big guns? Interesting combo.

[whittling]

is it? what's so interesting about it?

[polizist]

Romance and violence. Not a standard combination, where I'm from. Is it for you?

[ourgalsal]

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[whittling]

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congrats on the bun in your oven

[ourgalsal]

thank you :3c
please affectionately refer to it as lump until further notice

[gloved]

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[whittling]

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i dont think ive seen you around before

[gloved]

I'm new. I haven't been around very long.

[orcsurfing]

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[ So. This is all on Claire, and maybe just in an itty bitty part on Legolas too. Or maybe just the way of going about it is on him, everything else is Claire's fault. Little unimportant details, that, what's important is that he's swiping the right away and sending a message too, and Claire might be looking over his shoulder. ]

Would you be so kind as to help me win a challenge?

[whittling]

[ oh god! that's legolas. be cool. ]

i'm always up to lending a helping a hand for a challenge

[orcsurfing]

Even without knowing yet what it is exactly?
Your trust is most flattering!

[deafens]

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are you sure you're not selling yourself short there?

[whittling]

says hot weed granny

[immigration]

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big guns?