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[whittling]

EDDIE DEAN (25) likes long walks on the beach and very big guns. 20% 80% off for a limited time only.

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[whittling]

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netflix is my favorite thing from this era, i have to say
also, hi

[medals]

it's taking over my life.
hi :).

how big a gun are we talking here?

[whittling]

its definitely hindering mine

the one i had back in my world was like an old colt but the size of a taurus raging bull, so. pretty damn big

[medals]

oh shit really? i had a colt too! pistol, though. it was easier for carrying around on the sly.

[whittling]

sneaky.
i had a gun belt for it, so i didnt need to hide it. wasnt mine at first either, i was just borrowing it until i wasnt anymore
what did you use yours for
i mean. aside from the usual. what im asking is what kind of world do you come from that you needed to have a colt with you

[medals]

apocalypse.
i needed it.

[whittling]

ah, shit
sorry to hear that
end of the world's no fun for anyone

[medals]

nah it's alright.
we have a treatment, so. the apocalypse is half and half.

[whittling]

so it was a disease?
ive seen a place wiped out by superflu
was it something like that?

[medals]

nah. zombies.

[whittling]

oh, shit
i've seen enough zombie movies to get an idea of what that's like
no cure in those though

[medals]

it's not a cure, tbh. it just restores regular brain activity and cell growth. like, they're still dead. they go rabid if they stop taking it. I dunno if you can really cure being dead.

what did you need your guns for?

[whittling]

jesus that sounds fine and dandy but i can imagine the mess
im a gunslinger
we have somewhere to go but we stop to help others along the way
sometimes we've got to fight since, obviously, there's some evil king somewhere trying to stop us from saving the world

[medals]

are you saying you are an actual real life cowboy

[whittling]

uh
well
minus the cows
sort of

[medals]

holy shit
are you serious

[whittling]

alright, here it comes
make fun all you want
i cant believe im saying this but
it's serious business, being a gunslinger

ALSO im not as bad as the guy who taught me all this
hes got a neckerchief
hes like clint eastwood, but even broodier

[medals]

please don't be fucking with me, this is the best thing i've read all day

[whittling]

i am (unfortunately or fortunately i still can't tell) not fucking with you

[medals]

okay but do you wear a hat

please wear a cowboy hat

[whittling]

oh my god

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i wore one back in my world.
LOOK the sun beats down on your head all day you need shit on there!!!

[medals]

HAHAHAHA

tell me partner what kind of horse do you ride?

[whittling]

oh please cowboys are cool. everyone thought so when they were kids

i didnt ride that much, ok

[medals]

can you do me a favour? it's very important to me

[whittling]

im gonna guess itll be something embarrassing so tell me the favour before i make any promises